Wanna play at a festival first you need a bandanna

I don't really like Motley Crue, I think their lyrics are just like Alice Coopers who in my opinion did the whole being in a band thing better. Discuss 250 words (word limit of 23.5)

So somehow we landed a few festivals, southbound, parklife, one movement and now laneway. Sunset events and mellen also are pretty nice people if you see them I recommend you talk to them. Very swell. I like playing at festivals because I feel just a little bit closer to my ultimate goal of re-living the life of alice cooper to date. I'm sure he played at a festival at some point

Also festivals bring you closer to:
slipperly unshirted men/boys
cans of coke (possibly free if you can wangle the rider fairy)
people who would never usually see you because they are at pubs/clubs you never frequent because you are quite boring or just...different.
Nice stage foldback.
Nice looking stage hands. (This includes, Ren, Fletch, Ian, Victor and Kelvin...discuss 300 words.) This is actually directed at that boy from parklife wiley good looks and taught me how to turn on an amp when there really were no instructions on the day. Amps get so much more complex when you are pretending to be Alice Cooper for a day. Here's what I will look like after the festival season this year. I'm on my way pretty true. (no discussion)