Thursday, January 14, 2010




southbound was amazing!!
I had a free back crack, massage and soft drink

plus

SIGNED 3 BUTTS!!!

I wish I could sign butts every weekend...sigh...butts

Friday, December 11, 2009

Grannies of many sorts



So today I did a google search for "grannies"

My oh my. Don't do that!! There were some worrying displays.
this one was good though...A floating granny. She's pretty happy.

We have our first show with our new member next week. Its a totally secret event and I'm so excited.Its going to be pumping!
Here is the best results from a google search of the word "pumping" I assure you... The gig will rival all these pumps. Especially breast pump. Sheesh...why would you breast pump your shiz at work??


I'm having boysx3 stagetime withdrawals all the time now. We haven't played since the Northbridge festival/Van She and man that seems like a lifetime ago. What do normal people look forward to if not public humiliation in the form of a million pelvic thrusts whilst singing "Get your babe on?" What is life all about if not floating like that granny on a high of cheap wine and synchro crumping in a room full of complete strangers and the odd old friend who makes the treck down to your secret midweek locale for a slight pump.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Matt Damon go away!!!


Oh no! This is bad. How do we get our band shirt off him?

Alice being the "dude" he is.



Alice Cooper loves us!! We love him too. I guess you could say it goes both ways.
Nice sexy pose there too. Want more .. www.alicecooperlovesperthbandboysboysboys.com/wrysmileanddashinggoodlooks_+boystshirt=dribbledribble4113456486786

just kidding awwwwww one day

before and afters man I love them




So we think we have found a replacement for our 6th member. I'm getting toey I want to play a massive show and dance about like a twat. I know we have to practise and get good and shiz but I really don't mind if we are less good and I get to prance about again. I'm thinking its going to be amazing. We are going to have 4 girls again on NYE like old times. Jade is coming back for the show which means there's some massive synchro dancing to be had. Massive 4 times massive.

Anyway I've been googling again and I've decided that I just love before and afters. Arnold is pretty good. I just rewatched Total Recall again. You should do that too. I was actually disturbed by how violent it was. I never remembered. I'm thinking I watched some edited tv version. I wish I hadn't seen all that violence. So violent. So much willy kicking and stabbing. Owwww. Also there's a scene where arnold gets all sexual with his wife...its really offensive for some reason. Arnie is not meant to be put into a sexual framework. He would just destroy you and your feefee. disturbing.

Laurie is mixing the Girlfunkle stuff on Monday.exciting! I tried to drop as much trance into it as possible. It turns out. Its not possible at all. Laurie will not let me mess up my serious music project with raving trance. Poos to the world. Poos to artistic integrity
I plan on releasing the raving trance version of "Passive" really soon though and I'll post it.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Tuesday, November 24, 2009